Monthly Archives: February 2007

Substandard Homesick Blues

My hometown is very remote It’s a place that I try to promote You can read of a caper In the local newspaper Concerning an unruly goat!

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More Bike Haiku

drive three hundred miles to move four millimeters I miss my baby

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Bicycling in a Snowstorm

To reduce my abdominal mass I Ride icy streets smooth as glass With snow flakes in my eyes, I depend on carbide To make sure I don’t fall on my ass. Today: 10.5 Miles February: 41 miles 2007: 99 miles

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A New Beginning

bone I us dot com lazy writing, boring tales no fun anymore from absurd inspiration Erupts glorius Madness Poetry henceforth! some haiku renga today limmericks to come happy bicycle stories recounted in silly verse No more dreary posts now inspired … Continue reading

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Faith and Science

A simple flowchart from wellingtongrey.net explains it all. Click for Big

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