Category Archives: zombies

Fun Poetry for Children

Posted on April 22, 2008 by Bone

Freddie and Mikey and Fred Were all snuggled up in their beds but that little Tommy turned into a zombie and ate the brains out of their heads!

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Infanticide

Posted on July 8, 2007 by Bone

It was pretty hot outside today, so I just stayed inside in the air conditioning, watching zombie movies until after dark. After it cooled off, I took the Trek out for a ride. I have been riding the new Karate … Continue reading →

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Brains

Posted on May 29, 2007 by Bone

“Father, give me the Bull of Heaven, so he can kill Gilgamesh in his dwelling. If you do not give me the Bull of Heaven, I will knock down the Gates of the Netherworld, I will smash the door posts, … Continue reading →

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Ask and Ye Shall Recieve

Posted on March 12, 2007 by Bone

A quick search through realtor.com turns up this little gem. Clcik for the ad A desanctified church in the thriving metropolis of Middleburg, PA for sale as a “single family home.” It could be all mine for the princely sum … Continue reading →

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Bicycling to Escape the Undead Legions

Posted on October 25, 2005 by Bone

In his book “The Zombie Survival Guide: Complete Protection from the Living Dead,” Max Brooks has dedicated a section to the pros and cons of several different types of vehicles that can be used to evade zombies. I was quite … Continue reading →

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