New Jersey’s Finest

Don’t ride your bike on the sidewalk in New Jersey, or the pigs will beat the shit out of you.

Reason #5,673 to stay the hell away from Jersey.

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Sloping Top Tubes

Anyone with any kind of aesthetic sense knows that a sloping top tube is an abomination.

Sloping Top Tube Rivendell

WTF is this shit?

I really hope President Obama can do something about the value of the Dollar vs. the Yen before we’re all riding around on mixtes.

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Hiking: R. B. Winter State Park

I love R.B. Winter State Park. When I was a kid, my whole family would car camp there for at least one whole week every summer.

Half Way Dam

If you are going to go there, it is important to note that nobody actually calls it R. B. Winter state park. Everyone calls it “Half Way Dam.” If you ask someone for directions to R. B. Winter, they probably won’t know what you’re talking about.

West Boundary Trail

Anyhow, last weekend, I went out with my friends to hike around it in the cold and snow. There was about 8″ of snow and ice on the ground, and it was just a hair above zero degrees outside. Perfect hiking weather.

We started out on the Mid-state trail, turned onto the west boundary trail, then walked on a road / snowmachine trail and then used the Old Boundary Trail to loop back to the Mid-State.

Klinutus dancing a jig

One of the nice things about winter hiking is being in the quiet of the woods, and breathing in cold, fresh air.

Nothing is more antithetical to these ends than the noise and stench of two-stroke snowmachine engines. The snowmachiners were generally friendly, though, and waved to us before blasting past us at incredible speeds.

Break Time

I got to test out some new gear on this hike. There was ice under the first inch of snow, so I used stabilicers over my trail running shoes for extra traction. I had used yaktrax on winter hikes last year, but had a catastrophic failure on a steep descent. The stabilicers seem much more sturdy, but the penalty is increased weight.

Ridge top

Anyhow, it was a lovely day in the woods. If you’re ever in the area, you should go to R.B. Winter State Park. In the summertime, there is a nice beach by the lake, and no matter how hot it is outside, the water is always too cold for grown ups to swim in. Kids can swim in it with no problems, though.

It’s also right along BikePA route V, so it’s a convenient camping place if you’re bike touring.

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Critical Mass

All you pansies who stayed inside missed out on all the fun. 5.5 miles of dark icy streets and the usual angry, honking motorists.

There was only three of us, so our mass was somewhat less than critical.

I think we spent as much time at Neato Burrito as we spent riding.

The vegetarian burrito rocks the bullocks.

Today: 5 miles
January: 25 miles
2009 Utility Miles: 20
2009 Total Miles: 25
Departure Temp: 27° F

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Books: Hammock Camping

Hammock Camping

Inspired by the delightful goofiness of a certain youtube personality, I’ve been spending some time reading about hammock camping over on hammockforums.net, and I decided to get the definitive book on the subject.

It’s pretty much a straight, to the point, screed on the hows and whys of hammock camping.

The idea is that you sleep in a hammock instead of on the ground. The benefits are:

  1. camp anywhere – you don’t need to find a flat, level 6′x3′ piece of ground without roots, rocks, etc
  2. Put your feet up and lounge in luxuriant splendor, even in the midst of inhospitable wilderness
  3. Sleep up above all the bugs, snakes, mud, and creepy crawly things

It is a convincing argument, though I haven’t yet tried to sleep in one. I have found online instructions for constructing a hammock of my very own, but I have not yet sourced all the requisite materials for this project.

I think this strategy would work very nicely for stealth camping on s240s, because the number of possible campsites increases dramatically when all you need are 2 trees to tie up to.

I am eagerly awaiting warmer weather, so I can ride out into the hinterlands with a hammock, a few books, and perhaps a flask of spirits to conduct my leisure in style and comfort.

I give Hammock Camping 3 jihadis out of 5.

3 Jihadis out of 5

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